I love wearing my spandex swimwear as often as I can. In fact, I am wearing them right now and I am at the office writing this. I don’t know which would get me in more trouble, though; my boss finding out about me writing this online or that I was sitting in my office without my pants on. Thankfully, I have an oversized desk where I can hide from everyone when necessary. Even my secretary doesn’t know that I am not wearing any pants today. If she does know somehow, she hasn’t said anything to me about it.
I love having this kind of freedom. Being able to wear my spandex swimwear in the office without anyone knowing about it is absolutely amazing. It is like the coolest inside joke ever, although I don’t have anyone that I can share it with. I know that if I pulled someone into the office to show them what I was wearing under my desk, they would probably go tell Human Resources or something. I could see the look in their eyes when they called me into the office to talk to them about my sexual harassment complaint and there I am wearing sexy swimwear.
I know I shouldn’t be wearing my men’s spandex swimwear to work like this, but there are times in your life where you have to do something wild to feel alive. I used to do something wild almost every day just so that I knew I was still alive. After you grow up a bit, you start to feel comfortable in the mediocre humdrum of everyday life. So this is what I have started doing in order to feel alive again. Just thinking about the possibility of getting caught is making my adrenaline start to rush through my system. I’m not hurting anyone by doing this, either, so it really works out for everyone involved.