I found a site that is selling spandex swimwear for the best possible price ever. So I did what any guys that loves spandex would do. I bought an ass load of them. I’m not saying that I bought three or four different designs to add to a gently increasing collection of swimwear. I am saying that I bought in bulk off that site in the hopes that I could get some of my friends to join in on the spandex fun train. I didn’t have to pay that much and I ended up with like thirty designs that I felt were going to rock everyone’s world.
I just knew that I could get my friends to wear the spandex swimwear I bought for them and they would love them like I do. They have complimented me at times about my swimwear in the past so I just knew this was going to be a great idea. What I didn’t prepare myself for was the lack of quality that this bulk buying of spandex was going to have. It is times like this when I have to remind myself that you get what you pay for, and buying bulk swimwear off a no-name site is probably not the best idea.
None of the men’s spandex swimwear had straight seems nor did they even remotely fit right. I ended up sending them back, with some argument from a guy that I couldn’t really understand because of his thick accent. I did, however, make it up to my friends by going to a name brand site and buying each of them one design that I knew would fit them. They have since bought their own designs from the same site and have made it clear that I should not buy them things anymore. There are some things in life that you just have to learn the hard way, I guess.