Spandex Swimwear is Not Meant for Out of Shape People

 

I love spandex swimwear, but there are a lot of people that have taken this fascinating aspect of life too far. I’m not talking about all the sexy men and women out there wearing something that is a tad bit revealing or anything. I’m talking about those people that should truly reconsider wearing tight fitting clothing. You know who I mean; those people that should really look into buying more muumuu’s to wear in public. These are the people that are constantly telling me what I need to wear in public but never think about covering up with a large tarp to keep other people’s eyes from bleeding.

I know that saying things like this isn’t nice, but if you have ever seen a four hundred pound woman wearing spandex swimwear on the beach; you will understand. In a day and age when everyone is getting butt hurt about something being said, I feel that it is about time we own our offensive attitudes. The more people that come out and start telling these people that they shouldn’t be wearing things like this the more they will end up being in the minority and will have to start changing.

Now if they want to wear their spandex men’s swimwear in public; that is perfectly fine by me. They could start working out and getting their bodies into decent shape before heading out to the beach. Or they could just stop staring at me like I am the last pork chop on the buffet table and get on with their own lives. I don’t need Orca telling me that I am not wearing enough clothing to cover up my body when they can’t find enough material in a clothing warehouse to cover up their flab. Maybe this has turned out to be a bit harsher than I should have made it but that is how I feel. Actually, if you took a poll on this, I am willing to bet there are plenty of other people who will agree with me.

Choosing the Best Spandex Swimwear

 

It takes a special type of guy to wear men’s spandex swimwear in public. Well, maybe not those designs that are generally traditional in nature but only made from spandex. Most people aren’t even aware that they are made from this wonderful material and probably wouldn’t pay any attention to them unless I wore a sign that said they were made from spandex. It really is funny that more people aren’t aware that spandex is such a versatile material and can be made into almost anything that your heart might desire. Just think of where spandex will be in the next twenty years.

I love the look and feel of spandex swimwear as it is one of the most comfortable materials ever created. When you consider the fact that, once you get used to it; it feels like you are completely naked, then you have a winning swimwear design no matter what it might look like. I only hope that I can pick something out that gives me that feeling and I look good in it. I would hate to feel like I was naked and no one liked looking at me. That would be rather annoying for me after all the time I spent looking for it.

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I am sure that there is spandex swimwear that I can buy that I shouldn’t be wearing in public but I probably won’t be looking on sites like that. I want to show my new swimwear off to as many people as I can find and that means finding something that everyone will accept no matter what. Once I find that all-encompassing swimwear, though, I will have to spend some time in the gym to make sure my body looks as good as humanly possible. Then, I will take them out to the beach and see what everyone out there has to say about them.

Spandex Swimwear and the Office

 

I love wearing my spandex swimwear as often as I can. In fact, I am wearing them right now and I am at the office writing this. I don’t know which would get me in more trouble, though; my boss finding out about me writing this online or that I was sitting in my office without my pants on. Thankfully, I have an oversized desk where I can hide from everyone when necessary. Even my secretary doesn’t know that I am not wearing any pants today. If she does know somehow, she hasn’t said anything to me about it.

I love having this kind of freedom. Being able to wear my spandex swimwear in the office without anyone knowing about it is absolutely amazing. It is like the coolest inside joke ever, although I don’t have anyone that I can share it with. I know that if I pulled someone into the office to show them what I was wearing under my desk, they would probably go tell Human Resources or something. I could see the look in their eyes when they called me into the office to talk to them about my sexual harassment complaint and there I am wearing sexy swimwear.

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I know I shouldn’t be wearing my men’s spandex swimwear to work like this, but there are times in your life where you have to do something wild to feel alive. I used to do something wild almost every day just so that I knew I was still alive. After you grow up a bit, you start to feel comfortable in the mediocre humdrum of everyday life. So this is what I have started doing in order to feel alive again. Just thinking about the possibility of getting caught is making my adrenaline start to rush through my system. I’m not hurting anyone by doing this, either, so it really works out for everyone involved.

 

The Guilty Pleasure of Spandex Swimwear

 

Wearing spandex swimwear is one of my guilty pleasures in life. I don’t really know what it is about them that makes me crave wearing them so much, but I do enjoy it. I have even gone so far as to wear them under my pants like I would my underwear. The only problem with that is that I usually end up getting extremely horny when I wear my spandex in that manner and that has caused a few issues in the past. But it hasn’t stopped me from trying to wear them every chance that I get. I guess I am a glutton for punishment sometimes.

I will admit that wearing my spandex swimwear all the time probably isn’t the best thing for me to be doing. There are times when it can be quite a hassle, but I have also had moments where they came in pretty handy. Like the time I was invited to a pool party after work by my colleagues and I didn’t have to worry about going home and then to the party. I was able to go right to the party without having to worry about anything and that meant I could spend more time having fun, of which I had a lot I might add.

If you are looking to try something a bit exciting, then look no further than a good pair of spandex men’s swimwear. They can be used for more than just swimming and they are extremely comfortable. You might even forget that you are wearing them sometimes. I know I have and it made my life even more exciting once I realized I had them on. Just make sure that you pick out designs that you are comfortable wearing out in public and you should be able to have as much fun as I do.

 

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Courageous Spandex Swimwear

 

Something that designers of swimwear for men are constantly trying to do is come up with some new, innovative, and courageous styles for spandex swimwear. This is no small feat to accomplish, either. When you think about it; just how many different swimwear designs can be created for men? The area of swimwear is definitely a challenging one when it comes to being different enough from one design to another for it to be noticeable. Some people may actually say that this is just not possible to do. Swimwear designers, however, would disagree. They see this as something exciting that they can really dig their nails into and tap into the endless creativity that floats around in their very talented brains.

It is this very talent that will lend itself to the designing of new spandex swimwear. While men’s,spandex  briefs, bikinis, trunks, thongs, G-strings, and the like might all seem as if they have been done before, there can always be something just a little different that can be added or deleted from the current styles. Swimwear designers are assured of coming up with various ideas whether it is the cut, color, print, material or a myriad of other changes that will turn a vintage style of swimsuit into one that is sophisticated and modern. Whether they are working independently or brainstorming together at a single company, the ideas flow freely in order to coalesce into a seamless new swimsuit image.

Once these concepts are turned into spandex swimwear, they can be introduced into the market for purchase. Many times, these finished products take a bit of courage for men to chance wearing them because they are so different or erotic. Lots of public beaches do not take well to erotic designs that leave little to nothing to the imagination. On the other hand, if you happen to live near a clothing optional beach; you are in the perfect position to try out those new, hot and sexy swimsuit designs without being all that nervous about it.

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Welcome to our new spandex swimwear blog. We will feature stories, new designs, model photos, regular guy photos including myself, information about bikinis, thongs, G-strings and other extreme spandex swimwear designs for men. I hope you enjoy it!   Photo from the collection at www.koalaswim.com Bulge_Desire_01