While wearing my men’s spandex swimwear to the beach I found that a lot of people were staring at me whenever I would walk by. I thought I finally got ahold of a design that got people’s attention and I would stick my head up a little higher with every step. I loved the fact that people were starting to pay attention to me and I would look down over my body and think about all the third work that I put into it to make it look that good. I just knew I was going to be the next guy on the beach that everyone wanted to know. That is a feeling that is absolutely amazing to feel.
I started thinking about other designs of spandex swimwear I could buy and wear to the beach. I imagined what kind of reactions I would get from all those people staring at me if I were to wear something a little sexier next time. I could feel the sun beating down on my body and the looks of general approval that washed over me took all that heat away. I felt cool and relaxed as I strolled out onto the sand and found a place to sit down for a good tanning session.
My serene little life was shattered about thirty minutes after sitting down when someone came over and told me that my spandex swimwear had a rip in the crotch and I was partially hanging out. I looked down horrified and noticed one testicle popping out of the crotch of my very cheap and cheaply made swimwear. I suddenly understood why everyone was looking at me and while I dismissed those looks and something positive, all those people were actually disgusted by my testicle dangling freely in the wind. It just goes to show you that if you are going to wear something special like this to the beach for the first time you should always make sure and buy something that is of the highest quality.