When it comes to wearing spandex swimwear, I have a problem. I love my spandex so much that I cannot just wear something simple to the beach and enjoy my day in the sun. I have to wear something so outrageous and attention grabbing that everyone in my vicinity has to turn their heads and look at me. My friends all call me an attention whore and I am perfectly okay with that. I proudly don the mantle of attention whore and would tattoo it across my forehead if it got me even more attention than I already get.
The only bad thing about any of this is that I have to constantly be on the lookout for even crazier spandex swimwear. I have to spend a lot of time online looking for designs that most people would never wear in public. I always have to stay a couple of steps ahead of everyone else in order to keep the attention focused on me and that is starting to wear me down a bit. I am getting to the point where I think people are running out of design ideas as far as this type of swimwear is concerned and that is something that I simply cannot live with.
I guess I am going to have to cycle back through some of my earlier spandex swimwear until some new designs start coming out again. Either that or I am going to have to start wearing designs that will probably get me into a lot of trouble by wearing them out in public. I love attention but I don’t want to get banned from the beach or arrested for wearing something inappropriate. I just want to go out and have some fun while I can in this life and make sure everyone around me sees just how much fun I am having. Now that I think on it; I probably do not have to have brand new designs all the time to accomplish that.