Spandex Swimwear is Not Meant for Out of Shape People

 

I love spandex swimwear, but there are a lot of people that have taken this fascinating aspect of life too far. I’m not talking about all the sexy men and women out there wearing something that is a tad bit revealing or anything. I’m talking about those people that should truly reconsider wearing tight fitting clothing. You know who I mean; those people that should really look into buying more muumuu’s to wear in public. These are the people that are constantly telling me what I need to wear in public but never think about covering up with a large tarp to keep other people’s eyes from bleeding.

I know that saying things like this isn’t nice, but if you have ever seen a four hundred pound woman wearing spandex swimwear on the beach; you will understand. In a day and age when everyone is getting butt hurt about something being said, I feel that it is about time we own our offensive attitudes. The more people that come out and start telling these people that they shouldn’t be wearing things like this the more they will end up being in the minority and will have to start changing.

Now if they want to wear their spandex men’s swimwear in public; that is perfectly fine by me. They could start working out and getting their bodies into decent shape before heading out to the beach. Or they could just stop staring at me like I am the last pork chop on the buffet table and get on with their own lives. I don’t need Orca telling me that I am not wearing enough clothing to cover up my body when they can’t find enough material in a clothing warehouse to cover up their flab. Maybe this has turned out to be a bit harsher than I should have made it but that is how I feel. Actually, if you took a poll on this, I am willing to bet there are plenty of other people who will agree with me.

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