Spandex Swimwear for Any Body Type

 

I always thought that wearing spandex swimwear was something only those Greek god types of guys would do in public. You know the ones that I am talking about; they spend all of their free time looking in mirrors and flexing every muscle they have. Seeing men with spray on tans walking down the beach in spandex was something that I always wondered about, and then I actually tried my own spandex and saw why they did it. Actually, I didn’t see much because I don’t have a mirror that big, but I did experience what they must be feeling when they are walking down the beach.

Spandex swimwear is one of the most comfortable item I have ever placed on my body, and I constantly find myself asking why I haven’t been wearing them all the time. It seems like something this comfortable would be a given as much time as I tend to spend on the beach. But I always found myself wearing those tacky trunks that everyone else is wearing. I figured that there would be a day when I would be able to wear something different, but it wasn’t until I finally made myself change that I found spandex. That was the moment when I realized that there is nothing else in this world that I would rather wear.

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I have been wearing men’s spandex swimwear for a long time now and I don’t have that Greek god body that all those other guys have. In fact, I’m not even close to being that way. But I do get a lot of attention from all the people that see me on beach and most of it is pretty flattering. I might try to get a better body someday but, for now, I will focus on the amount of fun I can have instead. After all, without fun, there isn’t any reason to work hard on a body.

Spandex Swimwear and the Office

 

I love wearing my spandex swimwear as often as I can. In fact, I am wearing them right now and I am at the office writing this. I don’t know which would get me in more trouble, though; my boss finding out about me writing this online or that I was sitting in my office without my pants on. Thankfully, I have an oversized desk where I can hide from everyone when necessary. Even my secretary doesn’t know that I am not wearing any pants today. If she does know somehow, she hasn’t said anything to me about it.

I love having this kind of freedom. Being able to wear my spandex swimwear in the office without anyone knowing about it is absolutely amazing. It is like the coolest inside joke ever, although I don’t have anyone that I can share it with. I know that if I pulled someone into the office to show them what I was wearing under my desk, they would probably go tell Human Resources or something. I could see the look in their eyes when they called me into the office to talk to them about my sexual harassment complaint and there I am wearing sexy swimwear.

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I know I shouldn’t be wearing my men’s spandex swimwear to work like this, but there are times in your life where you have to do something wild to feel alive. I used to do something wild almost every day just so that I knew I was still alive. After you grow up a bit, you start to feel comfortable in the mediocre humdrum of everyday life. So this is what I have started doing in order to feel alive again. Just thinking about the possibility of getting caught is making my adrenaline start to rush through my system. I’m not hurting anyone by doing this, either, so it really works out for everyone involved.

 

The Failed Spandex Swimwear Surprise

I found a site that is selling spandex swimwear for the best possible price ever. So I did what any guys that loves spandex would do. I bought an ass load of them. I’m not saying that I bought three or four different designs to add to a gently increasing collection of swimwear. I am saying that I bought in bulk off that site in the hopes that I could get some of my friends to join in on the spandex fun train.  I didn’t have to pay that much and I ended up with like thirty designs that I felt were going to rock everyone’s world.

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I just knew that I could get my friends to wear the spandex swimwear I bought for them and they would love them like I do. They have complimented me at times about my swimwear in the past so I just knew this was going to be a great idea. What I didn’t prepare myself for was the lack of quality that this bulk buying of spandex was going to have. It is times like this when I have to remind myself that you get what you pay for, and buying bulk swimwear off a no-name site is probably not the best idea.

None of the men’s spandex swimwear had straight seems nor did they even remotely fit right. I ended up sending them back, with some argument from a guy that I couldn’t really understand because of his thick accent. I did, however, make it up to my friends by going to a name brand site and buying each of them one design that I knew would fit them. They have since bought their own designs from the same site and have made it clear that I should not buy them things anymore. There are some things in life that you just have to learn the hard way, I guess.

Spandex Swimwear Curiosity

 

I have noticed a lot of guys wearing spandex swimwear on the beach during the last couple of years, and it got me to wondering if this was something I might enjoy trying. I have always enjoyed my traditional swim trunks when I go to the beach, but these new spandex items look like they could be a lot of fun. I’m not exactly sure why I feel that way, but I have seen how those guys wearing them are always smiling and getting attention from everyone else. I would love to get attention like that when I go out to the beach so I am going to buy some.

I will have to spend some time looking over the selection of men’s spandex swimwear to make sure I find something that I will truly enjoy, though. So far the search has proven to be quite elusive as there are so many different designs currently available on the market. This might be a little more difficult than I thought it would be at first. I am literally torn between like thirty different designs that I really want to try, and I know that I can’t purchase them all; at least not yet anyway.

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I am sure that I will be able to find some spandex swimwear that I simply can’t live without. Hopefully, it doesn’t take too long or cost me too much money in the process. Although I have found numerous sites on the internet that offer some really great deals. I just hope that the world is ready for someone like me wearing my spandex items out on the beach. If they aren’t ready for it, then maybe I will be the next trend setter that gets other guys in the world to wear this type of swimwear. I know there are a few guys wearing some of the really sexy items like I keep seeing online and those are the ones I really want to give a try.